|||...e birds n bees...|||
juz back fr doing my grocery shopping (haha, dun look surprise, my grocery shopping is buying chips, chocolates n drinks). heard an interesting conversation between a mummy n her little boy of abt 5 yrs old :-
~bth of them standing at e place where they put all e cereals n e little boy was seriously looking at all of them, wondering which one to choose (tough choice for kids at tat age, all seems so delicious, juz like if i wanna buy a diamond bracelet, all also nice, keke). his mummy was standing beside waiting patiently.~
mummy : so haf u made up ur mind, which one u wan?
little boy : *now his eyes narrowed down between koko crunch n honey stars* erm, i wan dis one! *n he picked up e biggest box of honey stars*
mummy : so big box, how can u finish it all? *put tat back n took e medium box*
little boy : hor, ok. *tinkin if u let me eat it with my dinner den veges i cfm can finish one*
mummy : *with a serious look n tone of vouce* u buy things open ur eyes big big, cannot c big box den choose. just like choosing ur gf, muz c nice anot, can finish b4 expiry. choose gf v impt one, cannot anyhow choose one. choose a good one all rite.
little boy : *can't b bothered face n looking at chocolates now*
mummy : so nxt time u choose gf, dun c big can already understand? muz rem huh, v impt ok boy.
i was standing there selecting my chocolates n i'm nearly fainted. i mean 'huh? come on, he's only at most like wat? 5 yrs old? talk abt such stuffs? so when he's 6, r u gonna tell him to practise safe s*x?' n wats e thing abt big?' really weird mum. hee... ::~15~::
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